Retro Monster T-Shirt — “Everything Will Kill You So Choose Something Fun” Vintage Adventure Tee
Navy / S
$27.99
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This lightweight crew-neck tee brings a vintage-adventure vibe to everyday wear. The soft, ring-spun cotton feels breathable and smooth against the skin, while the retro graphic — a daring octopus-and-explorer scene framed with the line “Everything will kill you, so choose something fun” — adds dark-humored charm. Wear it on lazy weekends, at low-key shows, or while wandering markets and coastal towns. It layers easily under a jacket or stands on its own as a conversation starter for anyone who prefers curiosity and a little mischief over blandness.
Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g/m²) for a soft, breathable feel
- Tubular knit without side seams for a clean silhouette and reduced fabric waste
- Ribbed, elastic crew neckline with shoulder tape to maintain shape and prevent stretching
- Pearlized, tear-away label for added comfort; printed neck and sleeve details via DTF/DTG methods
- Certified quality and safety (Oeko-Tex), ethically sourced cotton, EU 2-year warranty
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
Retro Monster T-Shirt — “Everything Will Kill You So Choose Something Fun” Vintage Adventure Tee
$27.99
Sale price
$27.99
Regular price
Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g/m²) for a soft, breathable feel
- Tubular knit without side seams for a clean silhouette and reduced fabric waste
- Ribbed, elastic crew neckline with shoulder tape to maintain shape and prevent stretching
- Pearlized, tear-away label for added comfort; printed neck and sleeve details via DTF/DTG methods
- Certified quality and safety (Oeko-Tex), ethically sourced cotton, EU 2-year warranty
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 64000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean